Ah the leash , a part of me,
It was before i learned to pee
On two legs leaning to one side
With my legs open wide
Oh how i love to sniff and smell
Not to mention Lick
Its garbage on the road? Oh hell
What about your junk food ... you humans are sick!
Mmmm Bitches , I love them
But thanks to u losers
I never ever get close enough ... ahem
If only labs were choosers, I know I would ride...hehe
Yum! bones , nothings better
I think the whole world is a stage
And goats and chicken come to age
To satisfy my discerning hunger
Alas, At my master's feet,
I have to sit forever ...
For walks , bones and to bitches meet
Coz its the fate of a male fawn labrador
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Remo's point of view from a particularly frustrated perspective, otherwise hes one hell of a fat , happy dog ... like the doggie version of garfield!
